From the recording Cream of the Crap (The best of The Ass Haulers)
Lyrics
She puts her faith in the astral machine
A wild animal down on all fours
Lovingly she icily she glares at me
Exclaims the sexy mouse always gets the cheese…
Pour yourself a drink you poor thirsty thing
Put on your hat and your happy face
Drown yourself tonight in the morn you’ll be the same
Life will keep on trucking if you quit the race
Someday soon I’ll lasso the moon
We’re the longest suicide in history
My phone don’t ring and that’s fine with me
I don’t know what I’m gonna do, what I’m gonna do
Help me momma I’m sick from it
Hair on my neck says they’re coming for me
Elephant has a bullet in it’s brain
Looking for soft place to fall
Duo Jets rehearse for death
Jake Leg dancing with the living dead
One last chance got to get a message through…
Bird dog in the yard she’s a beautiful bitch too
A dumpster fire inside a clown car
All frosting no cake on a Hell bound train there’s no steak
Honey you’re all sizzle just a Instagram witch with some flea market crystals

