From the recording Cream of the Crap the best of The Ass Haulers
Lyrics
Strut your ass on the floor and drop your donkey down on my joint
Have a shag and a swig then sling your britches down just a stitch
I got five beers in the fridge man tonight I feel mighty mighty rich
The Ass Hauler boogie is such a sight to see
Get down and Ye Haul honey buzz me like a queen bee
You’re hot as Kentucky gravy now Haul your sweet ass on home with me
Your tail-feathers are shaking my finger’s running down your spine
You got more moves than a can of worms sweet sweat’s run down your back
Like a free shot you hit the sweet spot and give all the men-folk a heart attack